So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Randomize
