i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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