I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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