You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
handjob tips. give me some.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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