they said they heard you say put it in my butt
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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