White coat. Heels.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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