big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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