god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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