I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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