Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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