I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
The air taste purple.
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