she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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