Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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