Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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