and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just gargled with NyQuil
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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