It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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