i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize