North Korea, Best Korea!
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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