did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Sober January is a disaster.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize