A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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