Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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