everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm always down for nudity.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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