you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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