I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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