is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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