doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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