Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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