I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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