I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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