is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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