it was like fucking gandolphs beard
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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