What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I want to walk on stilts...naked
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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