U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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