Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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