my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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