Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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