Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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