Can Purell be used as lube?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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