im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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