You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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