Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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