We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I have post one night stand depression
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