this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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