no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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