Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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