He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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