quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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