yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize