Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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