I need help removing her.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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