Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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