Whod you bang
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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