do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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