You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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