Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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