Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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