well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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